Fun dialogue from Christmas movies.

Friday: Comic Relief

'Tis the season for Christmas movies, and I always appreciate when they make me laugh.

Elf (2003)

Buddy

We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup.

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

Grinch

Blast this Christmas music. It's joyful AND triumphant. 

The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)

Rizzo the Rat

Mother always taught me, "Never eat singing food." 

        Later, when The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come appears...

Rizzo the Rat

This is too scary. I don't think I want to see any more.

Gonzo

When you're right, you're right.

   (to the viewers)

You're on your own, folks. We'll meet you at the finale.

Home Alone (1990)

SANTA CLAUS

How low can you get? Givin'Kris Kringle a parking ticket on Christmas Eve. What's next, rabies shots for the Easter Bunny? 

Have you been watching Christmas movies, too? What are your favorite funny lines?