Friday, August 6, 2021

Movie-themed puns.

Friday: Comic Relief

Movies and popcorn go butter together.

As I mentioned during the 2020 A to Z Challenge with my theme Humor in Film--what makes me laugh, I love a play on words (see the post: Wordplay).

I need a good laugh today, so I'm sharing some movie-themed puns I found:

  • What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
    • Guardians of the Galaxy.
  • How did Reese eat her ice cream?
    • Witherspoon.
  • They want to open a floating cinema in Paris with drive-in boats. 
    • I think that's in Seine.
  • A Plain Bun and a Vanilla Cream Bun goes to the cinema. During the sad movie, the Vanilla Cream Bun cried while the Plain Bun did not... Why?
    • 'Cause Vanilla Cream Buns have fillings.
  • In Disney's Beauty and the Beast (1991) Cogsworth (voice of David Ogden Stiers) says...
    • If it's not Baroque don't fix it.
And for a grand finale to this post of puns, I love this dialogue from The Lion King (1994)...
  • Zazu (voice of Rowan Atkinson) gives the morning report...
    • Well... the buzz with the bees is that the leopards are in a bit of a spot. And the baboons are going ape over this. Of course, the giraffes are acting like they're above it all... The tick birds are pecking on the elephants. I told the elephants to forget it, but they can't. The cheetahs are hard up, but I always say, cheetahs never prosper...
Thanks for humoring me. 

I'd love if you'd share puns in the comments!