Today is Halloween, so I selected some fun dialogue:
Ernest Scared Stupid (1991):
ERNEST (Jim Varney)
(sees Trantor the Troll)
Oh, I sure hope you're from Keebler!
Hocus Pocus (1993):
WINIFRED (Bette Midler)
Oh look, another glorious morning.
Makes me sick!
Young Frankenstein (1974):
DR. FRANKENSTEIN (Gene Wilder)
STAND BACK! ... HE'S GOT A ROTTEN BRAIN!
FRAU BLÜCHER (Cloris Leachman)
It's not rotten! It's a good brain!
DR. FRANKENSTEIN
IT'S ROTTEN, I TELL YOU, ROTTEN!
THE MONSTER (Peter Boyle)
(lunging at the doctor)
RRAAAAAA!
IGOR (Marty Feldman)
Ixnay on the ottenray.
Casper (1995):
KAT (Christina Ricci)
I can see right through you.
CASPER (Malachi Pearson)
Yeah, kind of happens when
you haven't got any skin.
Beetlejuice (1988):
ADAM (Alec Baldwin)
(reading)
"Handbook of the Recently Diseased".
BARBARA (Geena Davis)
... Deceased.
ADAM
Deceased?
BARBARA
I don't know where it came from.
Look at the publisher.
ADAM
"Handbook for the Recently
Deceased Press".
BARBARA
You know what? I don't think
we survived the crash!
Have a happy and safe Halloween!