Friday, March 21, 2014

Comic Relief: Answers to Rhetorical Questions

I came across something I saved from Reader's Digest:


Answers to Rhetorical Questions Posed by Movie Titles
by Ethan Ryan, from mcsweeneys.net
  • Judge Doom framed Roger Rabbit
  • Your car's behind that mail truck, dude.
  • Yes, they shoot horses to put them out of their misery.
  • Fine, bring Bob.
  • The stress of caring for his obese mother and developmentally slow brother is what's eating Gilbert Grape.
  • Baby Jane grew up and became an alcoholic.
  • I'm afraid of Virginia Woolf.

(Film titles:  Who Framed Roger Rabbit; Dude, Where's My Car?; They Shoot Horses, Don't They?' What About Bob?; What's Eating Giblert Grape; Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?; Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?)


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