Monday, January 4, 2016

New Year Goals

Monday: Dialogue, Lines, or Quotes


In case you are still deciding about 2016 goals, consider these lines...

COL. CHESTER PHILLIPS 
Our goal is to create the greatest army in history.

SAMUEL STERNS 
He was a freak accident! The goal is to do it better!

JUDGE DOOM
Since I've had Toontown under my jurisdiction
my goal has been to reign in the insanity...

CASS SILVER 
My goal is to be the oldest
living marshal west of Kansas City.

LORRAINE
But one of my life goals aside from being,
like, a fashion guru is to indicate
to the local community that the
Baker family actually owns a bar of soap.


EMILY
It's for Paris, I'm on this new diet.
Well, I don't eat anything and when I feel
like I'm about to faint I eat a cube of cheese.
I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.

Okay, I don't really recommend Emily's means to obtaining goal weight, but compared to these lines, my goals seem quite doable!

Do you set goals for the new year?