Comic Relief: Answers to Rhetorical Questions

I came across something I saved from Reader's Digest:

Answers to Rhetorical Questions Posed by Movie Titles

by Ethan Ryan, from mcsweeneys.net

• Judge Doom framed Roger Rabbit
• Your car's behind that mail truck, dude.
• Yes, they shoot horses to put them out of their misery.
• Fine, bring Bob.
• The stress of caring for his obese mother and developmentally slow brother is what's eating Gilbert Grape.
• Baby Jane grew up and became an alcoholic.
• I'm afraid of Virginia Woolf.

(Film titles:  Who Framed Roger Rabbit; Dude, Where's My Car?; They Shoot Horses, Don't They?' What About Bob?; What's Eating Giblert Grape; Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?; Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?)