I fumbled around (while keeping my eyes on the road) to find what I thought was the Siri microphone and spoke aloud, “Make a note to get limes.”
I glanced at my screen and saw an inquiry. Did I want to search Safari or Wikipedia for the following: Making out to get lines.
Uh. No. I was certain that particular search would direct me to the “casting couch.”
What the heck, Smart Phone, what kind of girl do you think I am? I abhor the casting couch. No one should expect, require, or give sexual favors for any job or role in the film (or any) industry. I have never resorted to the casting couch for an acting part, and certainly won't make out for a speaking role or lines.
However... I must confess... I gave my smart phone affectionate kisses this morning after I successfully negotiated a function with Siri!