Friday, October 12, 2012

Comic Relief: Alfred Hitchcock

Alfred Hitchcock NYWTS

That's right...Alfred Hitchcock.  Not the typical name associated with comedy, but some of his quotes make me chuckle:

  • The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.


  • Disney has the best casting.  If he doesn't like an actor he just tears him up.


  • I am a typed director.  If I made Cinderella, the audience would immediately be looking for a body in the coach.


  • Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing.  It didn't change people's habits.  It just kept them inside the house.


  • When an actor comes to me and wants to discuss his character, I say, "It's in the script."  If he says, "But what's my motivation?," I say, "Your salary."

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